Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold (special guest tony)

Revenge, Isn't it great. To me, This genre of film kicks ass and definitely has profound meanings, And that if it were you, Would you do the same thing? tThese are some movies which in my opinion are super cool revenge films.




Great film, Great soundtrack. This movie is about a couple who both get killed, Then he returns from the grave to seek revenge so he can finally have closure.



I love this film because i met the creator of the book at planet Hollywood during the crow screening, He was a great guy, Collective and definitely saddened because Brandon lee died during filming. Just see this one and skip all the sequels, period.




This film is about two guys who are dispatched to hunt the mysterious beast that's killing the townsfolk.




Then they finally trap the beast but it still gets away only to reveal corruption, Politics and vengeance when one of the hunters gets murdered.Plus theres great fight scenes and awesome costumes and a great script makes this a must watch film.




A little less than the comic, but damn close. It's based on a character named "v" who starts extracting revenge on a corrupt government and personal issues. Then he kidnaps a woman so she can witness it all, Little does she know shes slowly being molded into becoming him. highly recommendedIf its for sale, i want one:)




It's about an assassin who defects to get married, then gets her wedding shot up leaving her in a coma. She reemerges from it with only one thing on her mind, To kill em all.




Tons of fighting, Swordplay and action makes this film highly enjoyable, It even spawned a sequel. But watch the japanese release of this dvd, It's totally uncut and in full glorious color!





Guys ritchie's best movie hands down, Great cast, Great twist and turns when everyone in the film gets involved one way or another after a diamond heist. Then it all gets serious when this happens..Mikey's mom gets burned alive in a van because he didnt want to take a dive in a fight, Then it becomes all about, revenge




Great film, It was recommended to me by my brother and i watched it not expecting anything great, I was wrong.
This is a great film that's even better with repeated viewings. It's about a guy who goes into a type of "medieval times" camp gathering to retrieve his girlfriend who decided to put the relationship on the backburner for awhile. There he sees his brother who is playing the character "Thor" who disappears for weeks at a time to play at the medieval camp. Between the relationship with his brother and girlfriend both at edge, he decides to stay and try to fix both relationships. Then the role playing fantasy all becomes all too real when some of the players take the viking shit all to seriouslyThe boyfriend decides to play the role to win her back...then the fun kicks and laughs turns 360 into hell.




John creasy is a guy whos a bodyguard in mexico, When a girl he was protecting gets kidnapped, He stops at nothing to get her backAnd torture and maim anyone bad guy he runs into.





Well, This one is about a group of geeks and outcasts who decided to start their own frat house in order to try to be accepted in the preppy/jock world
This is a very funny 80s comedy i saw when i was a teenager and i loved it then and still love it now

The way of the dinosaur or Internet takeover 101

It's hard to believe but there were places out there that are long gone and will definitely never return, Can you estimate how many times you've actually stumbled onto one of these places?





Ah the video store, Many of moments I've spent renting or buying everything under the sun, Now with the power of the internet all is available at your fingertips. Ain't life grand?





Oh, how I used to love cd hunting, I was fortunate enough to stay away from giant box retailers who would charge an arm and a leg for the latest release by Sting. Now with the power of the internet.... You can...umm...yeah..





Yep there was a time when we would spend the entire day outside hanging out at the local arcade. you know, hanging out, making friends, spending quarters till no end, Now with the power of the internet, You can... umm.. meet people online and stuff and umm... Yeah.. The internet.

Meeting again for the first time

The short version of this story, When I was about 6 years old I bought this record, listened to it till no end and completely erased it from memory. 34 years later it appeared in a milk crate full of records at my parents house about to be discarted. I don't know how I never seen it around or how it was preserved for so long but damn, it opened up memories from my childhood instantly. You're safe now, my only keepsake from childhood.

Choking the chicken part deux

It's that time again, Yet another installment of the biggest chicken shits in movies. And while i don't see myself running out of movie characters any time soon i could only rely on memory as to which ones stuck out the most.





That umm...guy from Deep risingOk, so this guy invests in a cruise casino ship and then hires some pirates to hijack it but the trouble is its under attack by a huge ass monster. blah! it's always those corporate types..






The leader of the orphans (The warriors) They can't rumble or do much of anything, His gang is too weak to be included in the gang network and to top it off his girl dumps him for the Warriors. Pure punk bitch.






Skank (The crow)
What do you get when you and your friends commit a crime and it's time for your comeuppance? The hee-haw of chicken shit on a stick. Before his anticipated death the best words described him, A small worm on a big fucking hook






Miguel (Day of the dead)
Hard to describe so here it goes, A true coward who every second is spent whining and sobbing over being weaker than everyone else. But it gets worse when he gets bitten by a zombie and had his arm hacked off. So with more to complain he lets all the zombies into the compound and fucks it up for everyone else.... yeah...






Rourke (Aliens)
OOOh what a bastard.. A true corporate who tricks a whole team to go on an alien planet in hopes to bring back a specimen. And who does he betray? EVERYONE

The year end review!!!

The year 2010. It's been a good year, While i'm still waiting for my flying vehicle or teleporter i'll just enjoy the finer things in life like music,movies and videogames good and bad. So here is my quick list.







Best pc
Such a breath of fresh air, What do you do when a franchise is ruined, start again fresh and boy is it welcomed. You have two choices. The illegal racer or the cop. It's super fun, it's fast and this game will make you forget that there were others before it.





worst pc
I wanted to like this... But with other fps that are actually free roaming this one has you go from point a to point b with no other choices whatsoever. The firefights are ok but there are better games. Trust me.






Best movie
What a total surprise. It's a film about a film maker who makes a documentary about an artist who turns the tables and makes a film about the film maker. Yeah. And it also portrays how naive and blind people are when it comes to the art world.





Worst movie
Another alien invasion movie. With people that you could not care about, The special effects are well done but that's it. Nothing else is noteworthy. same plot same everything. Independence day was 90% better and that movie was done over 10 years ago. Leave this genre alone man.






Best album
This album came out of nowhere, And damn. they came back with a force to be reckoned with, Every album shows that they are actually way ahead of the game.





Worst album
God i can't for the life of me stand the album single. and if that's the best song i could imagine sitting through 40 or so minutes of linkin park. Sorry dude. your fanbase grew up and got jobs and went on with their lives.




I wish you all a very happy new year!

Super blast

Man, I got this for christmas when i was about 5 or so. The best gift i've ever gotten as a child. And after all these years i never forgot about it. It's good to know that the internet can close gaps. It sucks that i now know how much it used to cost. Damn.....

The year the earth suuucked!

I don't know how the term was made but here in my honest opinion is the worst movie turkeys this year.(Trust me it wasn't a good experience)








Sex and the city 2
Ah man, what can i say, I took one for the team and saw this with zero expectations and boy did i get just that. Quick recap. Shallow story about ugly shallow people getting into unheard of situations, Oh wait its a movie. My bad.






Piranha 3-dBringing back a time when sex and violence was absolute king. You don't need a plot if you have a movie based of piranha fish looking for its next meal, Thats what it's suppose to do. But i do give some sort of credit, It's got gore to the fullest and a stab at America's mind numbing alcohol filled no holds barred morally challenged youth. And 3-d boobies...






Jonah hexOk, I never ever got into the whole Jonah hex comic book thing back in the day, So i didn't know what to expect. But man is this movie fucking horrible. I couldn't get past the bad acting and one liners, I kept looking around for a Smith and Wesson ol' timey pistol and do myself in. How long did my viewing last? about 30 minutes before i started to dream of something better. Oh yeah megan fox is in it. You still can't sprinkle gold on dogshit. It's not right.






The losersYay! it's the A-team! fuck my bad it's The losers and i never heard of it, Umm yeah it was a comic too? I never heard of that. Fuck i never heard anything about it and after watching it i wish i could go back to not knowing anything about it. Truly forgettable.






RedTalk about hype. all hype, Bruce willis, Morgan freeman, John blah blah blah blah blah. The premise could have worked but man, The movie drags along to the point of not caring who betrayed who and who did what.. Ah christ, I don't even know what the story is about. And all this hype surrounding this film claiming it's the best thing since god know what, I don't see it man, I don't see it, This is definitely one of those movies that fall into the category of "Why the fuck did Get shorty win best comedy at the awards"






Moby dick 2010
Ok if you would have told me 20 years ago that the singer Tiffany would be in a movie about Moby dick in the year 2010 i would have been amazed, It's 2010 and the word amazed can't be combined with this movie in any way, Everything in it is cgi and i'm saying that with dignity, The effects are so bad that i couldn't even fathom as to why this thing was made, Who greenlit this project? I know how this all went down man... i know..., In a basement somewhere... *SON* "Mom!" I just made this movie using nothing but that Fisher price My first animation program you bought me, Can you give it to my favorite uncle who happens to run a movie studio?" **MOM* Awww son, i didn't even see it and i know it's perfect, I love you"




Oh my bad, Tiffany wasn't in that movie, She was in this...





Mega piranhaWhen the movie poster has better effects than the actual movie you know you're in trouble. These movies shouldn't possibly exist at this day and age. I truly wished for the piranhas from the 3-d version to eat everyone in this one. Possibly 3 minutes into the opening credits.









Happy holidays everyone!!!