Sunday, January 10, 2010

Things that i love to hate

There are things that make me so angry that it needs no further explanation. So here goes.....

Really good Group/Band breakups
It happens all the time, bands break up all the time for whatever reason, creative purposes, solo deals, no budget, tension within the group, 100 other reasons, It's a real shame, Some good bands have broken up but why on earth are we left with the bad ones who never seem to disappear? It's eddie vedder!.....ummm. i mean....umm...yeah..whatever.

The "Movies" movies
Meet the spartans, Date movie, Epic movie, Disaster movie,Dance movie, Blah blah the list goes on, I can't sit thru any of these so called movies. Please stop for everyone's sake, They have absolutely 0 comedic tones, It's just further evidence that today's culture is made out of boobies and fart jokes. I need to go to hollywood and punch people in the face.

Face lifts and implants
I will never understand the fascination with cosmetic surgery, It makes you look crazy, unreal and downright atrocious, everything from ridiculous boob jobs to callogen shots to the lips. How can anyone find that attractive, Why would you spend thousands to look like that? Everyone knows man, you are fucking ugly...Oh wait, i think i might have found your twin..

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Extras on dvd's
I could understand if you were a super fan of a particular film and you absolutely need to watch the extras but damn, There's extras on EVERY dvd out there, Your life has reached 0 status if you just need a hankerin' to watch the extras from the movie Gigli.You sick bastard,you know you have..

Cell phone usage
I know it's become a way of life, But some people break the general etiquette of cell phone usage, They talk too damn loud! I don't want to know your business, You must know other people can hear you, It's not important to anyone how you can't pay your rent.

Abuse of the english language
I know it's totally unavoidable to say something in slang or words that have become cliche', and yes, sometimes i blurt them out. But it seems that some words are so excruciating to hear that it makes me cringe.
Here's the list of things that make me want to drop kick someone to hell.

wanna get some noms (it means eat)
Today's economy
And last but not least.....Apps.

The coupon lady
Cmon old lady, your holding up the entire line, Ok, I get it, I know you can save a friggin dime on a box of tampons when you spent 5 dollars on gas to come down to purchase it. Whatta deal!

I hate you all....

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